Shark Bytes

To me sportscenter became annoying about 1999 and became unwatchable in 2002 for 3 stories they never shut up about. Brett Favre will he or won't he retire, same with Roger Clemens but the worst by far was there constant obsession with Terrell Owens after that sharpie episode. Also the biases in coverage of the sports is absolutely ridiculous. Football, any reason to talk it they will. I don't care about Tony Romo's injury but they'll report it if he winces in pain wiping his ass after going number 2. Baseball, they're only interested in 4 teams, Yankees, Red Sox, Mets and Cubs. Basketball, they're only interested in the superstars and that's it and Hockey is virtually ignored and they do anything they can to take cheap shots and tell you not to watch. I would ask everyone who watches to watch ESPNnews or better yet the Final Score on FSN since ESPN sucks ass.

Co-sign what Tep said 100%. Except I've probably been watching for 14 years, not 19, and that I'd like to see more soccer coverage in general (and show real highlights). But even without covering my favorite sport, this show needs to get rid of the anchors who talk in a yelling grunt and try too hard to be "down" and "in" (no baseball pun intended). Bottom line: this used to be the best show on television (case in point: it didn't drive you crazy to watch it 7 times a day) and now it's one of the worst. I wish Warren Buffett and Bill Gates were sports fans so they'd put down some cash to fund a competitor. As long as ESPN doesn't have to worry about their audience straying (because really, where are gonna go?), their product will be inferior, simply because they know it won't matter.

I've been watching SC for about 19 years now and this show jumped for me when it started doing more prognosticating then showing highlights. Every night we get a panel of people guessing about the results of something. Whether it's the baseball tonight crew guessing who's gonna win the World Series in April or determining "Contender/Pretender" "Take Your Pick" "Good choice/Bad Choice" or whatever they come up with. They spend more time having people guess what they think is going to happen in the future than reporting what has already happened.

And one more thing...can we please get some NHL highlights? And can it be more than 2 goals, 1 save and then a final score. Same thing for other non-major media covered sports. I don't need to hear any more about Brett Favre, Yankees/Red Sox, Kobe, KG, or whatever the flavor of the month team is (Tampa Bay Rays).

Just cover the sports please, show me some highlights. That's all I'm asking.

I voted for Olbermann's departure (and include Dan Patrick on that) but every top reason listed above would be a good reason for SportsCenter jumping the shark. Unfortunately, they really have a captive audience of sports fans who want more than just a score on the crawler at the bottom of the screen. Of course, for that benefit, you have to accept some hack spewing out garbage catchphrases and trying to be "cooler than the other side of the pillow." It really makes me regret being a sports fan and actually caring how my teams are doing.

Take your pick ...Stuart Scott; Kenny Mayne trying to be funny to make him not funny; now dominant use of Ebonics; terrible NBA coverage each and every season; increasing New York bias from self-serving arrogant suburban folks in Bristol CT; hiring Rush Limbaugh never mind what happened later; ignorance or downplay of all things West Coast; covert agenda to insert socially political correct agendas under the guise of mainstream sports programming; ESPN Entertainment with terrible acting in shows like 3, The Junction Boys, and worst of all Tilt; trying to outdo themselves every year since a great season on coverage of the World Series of Poker in 2005; too many guy commentators talking like they have a perpetual hard-on; Kirk Herbstreit selling out to the college football establishment instead of representing the fans; too many metrosexual dudes and too many overt attempts at political correctness in casting; like the NBA this is not really sports coverage anymore it is just "spentatainment" LAME!

Glad to see I'm not alone in my absolute disgust for ESPN!

I thought ESPN was a great thing in the beginning. Bob Ley was--and still is, IMO...I'm excluding him from this rant--very professional and did a great job anchoring. Same with John Saunders. I liked Charlie Steiner a lot...thought he was professional, but he had a mischievous sense of humor that I liked! Even Chris Berman wasn't too bad in the beginning (not nearly as bombastic and annoying as he is today).

For me, SportsCenter--and ESPN as a whole--jumped when the ESPN personalities started to see themselves as "celebrities" and "entertainers" instead of journalists. The two who I think bear the most responsibility are Berman (To me, most of the nicknames he gave the athletes weren't all that great and he ended up running that schtick into the ground) and Dick Vitale (who I think is the worst sports announcer of all time...never any real analysis of what is going on in the game, plays favorites and makes no effort to hide his biases, basically screams at the top of his lungs and distracts from the game itself, etc.). That ended up begetting Stuart Scott, Keith Olbermann (what a yahoo...shame on NBC for putting him on their "Sunday Night Football" team!), Lee Corso, Skip Bayless, Stephen A. Smith, et.al. Ugh!

All of the other points here are certainly valid as well (e.g., too much Yankees-Red Sox coverage in MLB, too much Patriots coverage in the NFL, etc.). But I really think that SportsCenter and ESPN jumped a long time ago. I really think there is a very strong market out there for some REAL sports journalism and coverage, something that would really give ESPN some serious competition. Hopefully, we'll get to see that one day.

SportsCenter has become completely unbearable. The announcers are rude, condescending jerks who are so hideously phony it's impossible to figure out if they are human or not. What's even worse though, in my own humble opinion, is the fact that the show has begun to skip over games played by teams who are out of contention. The Pirates, Royals, Nationals, Orioles, etc. STILL EXIST!!! These teams count, and the idiots at the network won't even show the highlights! Not that it's bearable to even listen, but you can turn the sound down and just watch. Recently I simply couldn't take it any longer and switched to my local sports show. I have always flip-flopped, but this time I may stay there for good. SportsCenter is totally useless.

I don't want to offend...But I wish that the Sunday Sportcenter would stop exploiting the Kid with Leukemia, or the Kid with two weeks to live, or the kid in a Wheelchair that wants to meet Shaq...I mean its every damn sunday and its too much. What The F.... is with these damn telethons and sad stories every dam day....Its ridiculous and repetitive and useless..That story was overdone since the days of Ruth dedicating a home run to a sick kid.

And by the way, Sportcenter is rendered useless when you can get ESPN NEWS. They have traditional sports anchors and you will see Stupid Scott 90% less of the time.

SC sucks now, although they should get some credit for losing the embarrassing "Who's More Now?". When the hosts aren't screaming in Ebonics or squeezing pop-culture references into every highlight, they're trying to see who can speak in the driest tone (Mayne spoke that way because of arrogance and pain-killers; didn't work the, doesn't work now). SC should stick to highlights -- gossip and tributes can be found on the ESPN Web site.

This is ESPN today -

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What can you say bad about SportsCenter, unless you don't like sports? Although, they should cover the NFL in the offseason more and say more about the greastest sports team the world has ever seen, the Indianapolis Colts. Manning, Harrison, Wayne, Addai, Freeney, Sanders, Mathis, Saturday, Vinatieri. It doesn't get better than the dream team. Also, PATRIOTS SUCK!

I'll go with the LeBron reason ... but more specifically, the night he made his NBA debut and the whole show was linked to LeBron ... they even called it LeBronCenter! And SportsCenter has been jumping over the shark back and forth ever since.

Where to begin? Virtually all of the anchors are overly cliched charicatures. Their catchphrases were worn out years ago. When Stuart Scott begins speaking English, I may be able to determine if I like him or not. Berman is a self-absorbed clown...always has been and always will be.

As far as the newer guys, Steve Berthiume needs to know that his Scarface impression needs to come to an end. Gee, "Say Hello To My Little Friend" is really creative, Steve. NEwsflash: you're NOT amusing, just annoying. And Neal Evrett? Please take a pill.

Umm.. I don't think it just Sportcenter thats jumped. I think Espn in general has jumped. They are just extremely biased in all sports, especially baseball and football. Everyone knows the Yankees and Red Sox are the elite teams in baseball. But there are 28 other teams. I personally don't care to hear ESPN's opinions on who they think is an unsuccessful team either. Just want to see the highlights.

I also think all these "analyst" need to quit crowning teams before they've gone to there respective championship games. Dallas Mavs last year, favorites to take it all. Jinxed. The Pats Jinxed. I don't think anyone thought The Giants would not only get to the Super bowl but win it as well. The Bears a year ago.

I am eager to see how the Celtic end up doing since they think they are the ones to win it this year. I hope there season isn't jinxed by The Pistons or the Lakers or the Spurs.

SC jumped when the anchors like Chris Berman and Stewart Scott started sniffing jocks and believing they were part of the athletic story/event. NOBODY tunes in the games to see you do an interview! Less commentary and catch phrases and more highlights!